I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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