just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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