The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
