Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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