i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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