I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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