We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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