what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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