Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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