Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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