So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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