what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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