Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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