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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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