He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
