Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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