I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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