Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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