Moan for me like Helen Keller
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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