bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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