THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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