He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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