It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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