I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
We are all done wearing pants today
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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