Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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