why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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