I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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