Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the day after is always just damage control
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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