their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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