wake up i wanna do it froggy style
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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