ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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