ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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