Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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