you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I am naked and annoyed.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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