I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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