No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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