Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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