Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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