Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Randomize
