At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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