I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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