your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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