i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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