so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize