two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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