dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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