halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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