I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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