But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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