No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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