you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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