Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
should my penis look like a turkey
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize