We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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