I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
