You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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