do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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