she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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