I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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